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i stalked them good
Oct. 15th, 2007 | 05:46 pm
mood: 
being very still
should i be worried that i had fun spending the last 2 hours myspace stalking people i went to primary school with. even if i havent had anything to do with them for the past 6 years and probably never will again.
admit you've done it... at least once...
admit you've done it... at least once...
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my rabbit has nipples!
Sep. 28th, 2007 | 11:32 am
mood: 
impressed
remember dear, sweet, little Netti?
check her out now, she's a freakin beast!
also, she has nipples. i dont know why this suprises me. i kind of... may have thought it was some kind of bug and gently tried to pull it off. yeah it didnt go down too well.
but she is massive!... and takes up my whole lap when she sits on me.
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the wide world is waiting to eat us up
Sep. 25th, 2007 | 09:03 pm
mood: 
tired
just applied for uni. eugh! i dont even want to think about finishing year 12 let alone make decisions about the rest of my life.
who would have thought you have to pay to apply for NSW unis, then again for Vic unis. ripped off!
on school hols now. SWAT VAC! yes! study holidays. i think there's about 12 days of school left for next term, then that's it. so shit. i like the sheltered school life.
i still dont know what to dress up as for muck up day. i wanted to go as a giant can of spam, but i dont think i'll have time to make it, with all the hard core procrastination i'll be busy doing. was thinking maybe a milk maiden or similar to go in theme with emily.
evermore in playing in the wez tonight! and im a total of 4 days too young to go! damn it! it's so close to where i live... sorta. at least now i dont have to go to dirty V to watch.
had my birthday partay on sat night. so much fun. and everyone dressed up which was somewhat suprising. i love that everyone fell in love with jaeson (cool older kid from coles attending emma's party... sound familiar?) hahaha. nah, was good though.
it seems the Burnham's are definantly moving back to NSW in january. Pretty sure mum's chosen a house... possibly out near nelsons bay...? not sure.
im learning to play the harmonica. Em gave it to me for my birthday. i clean him every day. i finished the instruction book, but sadly i still suck. one day i will rock your world with my jammin' beats.
my instruction manual not only advises me not to use cd's as coasters, it also said i should name my harmonica.
any ideas?
why is it that i can never post while using firefox?
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Soap Etiquette
Sep. 11th, 2007 | 04:21 pm
mood: 
curious
It’s been a fair amount of time since my last post; but I don’t come here bearing news.
Ok, so I’ve been thinking about this for ages. Why? I’m not quite sure. But in my quest to understand the world, I pose you with a question:
When you go to someone’s house and have a shower, you find you have forgotten to bring your own cake of soap. So... what do you do? Is it acceptable to use the soap that is within reaching distance?... the soap that has been used by multiple others while they are naked. or is it correct procedure to go without?
You are faced with two options:
-Use the soap... or
- Avoid theoretically coating yourself with the nakedness of others and go without; hoping the warm water will wash away impurities
What would you do?
Ok, so I’ve been thinking about this for ages. Why? I’m not quite sure. But in my quest to understand the world, I pose you with a question:
When you go to someone’s house and have a shower, you find you have forgotten to bring your own cake of soap. So... what do you do? Is it acceptable to use the soap that is within reaching distance?... the soap that has been used by multiple others while they are naked. or is it correct procedure to go without?
You are faced with two options:
-Use the soap... or
- Avoid theoretically coating yourself with the nakedness of others and go without; hoping the warm water will wash away impurities
What would you do?
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an unpleasant state of psychological tension due to intense arousal.
Mar. 27th, 2007 | 09:51 am
mood: 
worried
agh! must hand in notes to get needles for cervical cancer!!!
DAMN YOU GOVERNMENT!
some year 7 girls asked fisk and i what "toss" ment when we were at camp.
hmmm. how do we go about this in a g rated way.
fisk: "you've dont sex ed right?"
yr 7: "no"
fisk: "that makes it hard. well... when a mummy and a daddy love each other very much.... ummm... em?"
me: "but the mummy goes away on holiday and the daddy gets lonely"
yr 7 chick: "oh! i get it! its when your parents want to separate"
ummm, really no.
then on the way home from camp we laughed pretty hard at a shop called "hard on tools" and the yr 7s asked us to explain why it was so funny.
i let fisk take that one.
last night at 9:30 i found out that i have a maths test on today, but due to the fact that i was busy cramming for a psych test i did no study.
this morning i hunted down the math teacher and said i was "dasadvantaged" as i was away at camp and new nothing of the test.
heck yes i have a 2 day extention!!!
but im still freaking out about the psych test next period.
if anyone wants to know the psychology definition of "stress" or any brain research methods, you know where to come.
nsw in 11 days!
whoot!
DAMN YOU GOVERNMENT!
some year 7 girls asked fisk and i what "toss" ment when we were at camp.
hmmm. how do we go about this in a g rated way.
fisk: "you've dont sex ed right?"
yr 7: "no"
fisk: "that makes it hard. well... when a mummy and a daddy love each other very much.... ummm... em?"
me: "but the mummy goes away on holiday and the daddy gets lonely"
yr 7 chick: "oh! i get it! its when your parents want to separate"
ummm, really no.
then on the way home from camp we laughed pretty hard at a shop called "hard on tools" and the yr 7s asked us to explain why it was so funny.
i let fisk take that one.
last night at 9:30 i found out that i have a maths test on today, but due to the fact that i was busy cramming for a psych test i did no study.
this morning i hunted down the math teacher and said i was "dasadvantaged" as i was away at camp and new nothing of the test.
heck yes i have a 2 day extention!!!
but im still freaking out about the psych test next period.
if anyone wants to know the psychology definition of "stress" or any brain research methods, you know where to come.
nsw in 11 days!
whoot!
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camp, musicals and small rodents.
Mar. 24th, 2007 | 07:52 pm
mood: smitten
oh man.
got back from src camp yesterday.
it was so good.
we were split into groups and 2 members of the leadership team captained each group and chose a team colour.
i chose the colour TARTAN!!! even though it is not a real colour, it was somehow accepted.
we had an 80's night, a huge deep and meaningful night which turned out to be quite heavy and a whole heap of games.
went in a cabin with 11 gorgeous girls who now know about a certain someone. bahahaha!
so much else has been happening lately.
I GOT A NEW RABBITY BEAST!
i called her netti
she is asleep on my lap right now.
i got into the school musical which i am rather excited about. i am Shirl!
the cast this yr are all so awesome and fun.
only problem is, i have a solo song.
and i do not and can not sing.
boo!
also in the script i am obsessed with shaun.
this happens way too often.
got back from src camp yesterday.
it was so good.
we were split into groups and 2 members of the leadership team captained each group and chose a team colour.
i chose the colour TARTAN!!! even though it is not a real colour, it was somehow accepted.
we had an 80's night, a huge deep and meaningful night which turned out to be quite heavy and a whole heap of games.
went in a cabin with 11 gorgeous girls who now know about a certain someone. bahahaha!
so much else has been happening lately.
I GOT A NEW RABBITY BEAST!
i called her netti
she is asleep on my lap right now.
i got into the school musical which i am rather excited about. i am Shirl!
the cast this yr are all so awesome and fun.
only problem is, i have a solo song.
and i do not and can not sing.
boo!
also in the script i am obsessed with shaun.
this happens way too often.
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mother + camera + alcomohol = slow and painful death
Feb. 19th, 2007 | 03:46 pm
mood: 
bored
oh my, it was quite a happening weekend.
-friday i got up at 5am in preperation for a flight with dad to Qld.
-met up with mum at the Qld airport
-had a family luncheon... horrah.
-had a fairly bizaar dream involving Gerard Way
-terrorised my cousins dog.
-instead of going to Brae's party i went to my uncles 50th and was 1 of 4 people under the age of 40.
-got an eye twitch from mothers drunken, snap happy camera obsession. god it was annoying. if any of you have experienced the wrath of chris behind a camera, times it by 5 for each drink she consumes.
-had a huge debate with drunken mother. she stated that she makes the worlds best pavlova, so naturally, i disagreed.
-went shopping
-went back to my cousins for vodka and waffles, but i ended up falling asleep on his couch.
-arrived back home at about 11:30 last night
-did no homework
i have heard so very much gossip from Brae's party. man i wish i went.
i'm still suprised by the huge amount of people commenting on the fact that i am indeed wearing pants today. "hey, you're wearing pants"... yes, yes i am. it's pretty exciting.
there was also a scarily huge amount of physical contact between shaun and i today due to a theatre studies play we must practice. agh!
also, today at work some woman came through my checkout wearing a shirt saying "i had a nightmare i was blonde"... and she was blonde. BAHAHAHA what a fool.
-friday i got up at 5am in preperation for a flight with dad to Qld.
-met up with mum at the Qld airport
-had a family luncheon... horrah.
-had a fairly bizaar dream involving Gerard Way
-terrorised my cousins dog.
-instead of going to Brae's party i went to my uncles 50th and was 1 of 4 people under the age of 40.
-got an eye twitch from mothers drunken, snap happy camera obsession. god it was annoying. if any of you have experienced the wrath of chris behind a camera, times it by 5 for each drink she consumes.
-had a huge debate with drunken mother. she stated that she makes the worlds best pavlova, so naturally, i disagreed.
-went shopping
-went back to my cousins for vodka and waffles, but i ended up falling asleep on his couch.
-arrived back home at about 11:30 last night
-did no homework
i have heard so very much gossip from Brae's party. man i wish i went.
i'm still suprised by the huge amount of people commenting on the fact that i am indeed wearing pants today. "hey, you're wearing pants"... yes, yes i am. it's pretty exciting.
there was also a scarily huge amount of physical contact between shaun and i today due to a theatre studies play we must practice. agh!
also, today at work some woman came through my checkout wearing a shirt saying "i had a nightmare i was blonde"... and she was blonde. BAHAHAHA what a fool.
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will you be my valentine?
Feb. 14th, 2007 | 10:41 pm
mood: smitten
God I love Valentines Day.
A hallmark holiday? a chance for all florists to triple their prices? An abundance of lame red and pink hearts and balloons in every store?
Yes it is lame, and sad that we apparently need a day just to tell someone how we feel. But doesn’t that only heighten the excitement and anticipation of the day itself?
I have always liked the idea of Valentines Day. And today is a particularly eventful 14th of Feb. when I came home from school there was a rose on my doorstep all pretty and wrapped up.
"Dear Emma. Happy Valentines Day. Guess who".
What the hell?! As if that isn’t the nicest thing someone has ever done. I’ve never actually gotten a proper valentine before so I am so very chuffed right now.
Now to find out who actually sent it.
I do agree that Valentines Day has gotten uncomfortably commercial, and I still believe you should make someone something for Valentines Day instead of buying stuff. But you can’t say you don’t enjoy it, even just a little.
I send my valentines love to Shaun, Tim, Emily, Angus and Dan. I absolutely love you guys and i hope you've had the most awesome day.
A hallmark holiday? a chance for all florists to triple their prices? An abundance of lame red and pink hearts and balloons in every store?
Yes it is lame, and sad that we apparently need a day just to tell someone how we feel. But doesn’t that only heighten the excitement and anticipation of the day itself?
I have always liked the idea of Valentines Day. And today is a particularly eventful 14th of Feb. when I came home from school there was a rose on my doorstep all pretty and wrapped up.
"Dear Emma. Happy Valentines Day. Guess who".
What the hell?! As if that isn’t the nicest thing someone has ever done. I’ve never actually gotten a proper valentine before so I am so very chuffed right now.
Now to find out who actually sent it.
I do agree that Valentines Day has gotten uncomfortably commercial, and I still believe you should make someone something for Valentines Day instead of buying stuff. But you can’t say you don’t enjoy it, even just a little.
I send my valentines love to Shaun, Tim, Emily, Angus and Dan. I absolutely love you guys and i hope you've had the most awesome day.
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reading at work is quite the crime
Feb. 7th, 2007 | 02:15 pm
mood: 
annoyed
hoyl carp!
yesterday at coles my supervisor threatened to fire me! wtf?!
when it was real quiet and i was bored. i conveniently had a magazine in my possesion and was very discreatly reading about the worlds oldest mother (who is 69 btw, which is a fair effort). then some customers came so i stopped reading and served them. later on, my boss came over to me...
"i should fire you right here and now"
"what?!"
"i sacked someone a few weeks ago for the same thing and i can do it again now"
"for what?"
"youre reading on the job, dont think im goign to go easy on you blah blah blah, bitch bitch bitch"
and then she finished off her rant with a " dont let me EVER catch you doing this again!" and she stormed off.
after 2 and a half years working with the one company without screwing them over they still have no problems with disposing of me. awesome!
as if thats not the most psycho thing ever.
i swear all supervisors have serious anger issues.
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Oooh, back to school.
Feb. 1st, 2007 | 02:25 pm
mood: amused
Second day back and still sane.
Fist day was a little crap as im not yet used to the
Only yr 7s and 12s at school was pretty ace. They were pretty scared of us though, and would edge away when we started talking to them.
i got a lunchtime detention first day because I wore all black converses and apparently the school deems them as unacceptable. boo! They are trying to be all private school like. i swear they weren’t this strict at Grammar.
The only thing i really learnt from the whole day is that no one can beat Shaun in a bread eating comp... NO ONE!
Second day... aka right now... consisted of 3 periods. oh man i love yr 12 free periods.
Had double english first up, but it wasn’t real fun writing a book review when i haven’t actually read the book. (it's 'the quiet american' btw, which sucks). so i re-wrote the blurb from the back cover and handed it in. not the best way to get on the good side of a new teacher, but i was scraping for ideas.
Also, Tristan bought me pez from bail. As if that's not awesome.
in other news, i did go on another camp last weekend with the rest of the leadership team. twas the "Australian Youth Development Program". its slightly more ace than it sounds. we had a "swinging 60's" themed dinner and dance and everyone dressed up and we were assigned a "date" for the evening. i had to bunk with some random girl which proved to be quite awkward. she went to bed so early both nights and when i came in i couldn’t help but to wake her up by tripping over all her stuff... and dirty undies she kept leaving around the place.
there was one night that would apparently "change your life forever". we were able to come up the front and talk to the group of 100 students about what we want to get out of life and how we want to change. for some reason i participated in public speaking. i was so freakin nervous.
so it was pretty fun... and we got free shirts.
1 more day til the weekend!
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best week EVER!... maybe
Jan. 25th, 2007 | 12:39 pm
mood: enthused
I wrote such a huge entry the other day. Then mother dear came and turned off the computer before I could post it!
So basically it was just me raving about Somers camp and how awesome it was.
After being so crazy worried about going, getting there and hating it for 2 days, missing people, then coming to love the whole camp experience and shedding a tear whilst saying goodbye to all the awesome girls I came so close to... I’m quite glad I went.
I could go on for a hell of a long time saying how ace it is. but it would be hard to explain and pretty boring for those who don’t know what the hell Somers is all about.
BUT i did meet one lass called Paige. It took a hell of a long time to convince other campers that we were infact not related
so, this is my supposed twin.
Also, I am sick with croup again and sound like a seal being massacred with a pinnate stick. It really is fun for the whole family.
Otherwise, not much has happened this week.
Had Leach, Tim, Shaun, Em and Cam over for a movie night... which somehow involved cross dressing again. And at said movie night, only one movie was actually watched. So basically, I fail at being hostess.
Off to another camp tomorrow for 3 days which should be a ok. But mother insists on dropping me off at the venue, which results in me not being able to hooliganise it up on the train with other leadership people. boo!
Holidays are nearly over and i have so very much homework to do. So I should probably go find a better means of procrastination.
So basically it was just me raving about Somers camp and how awesome it was.
After being so crazy worried about going, getting there and hating it for 2 days, missing people, then coming to love the whole camp experience and shedding a tear whilst saying goodbye to all the awesome girls I came so close to... I’m quite glad I went.
I could go on for a hell of a long time saying how ace it is. but it would be hard to explain and pretty boring for those who don’t know what the hell Somers is all about.
BUT i did meet one lass called Paige. It took a hell of a long time to convince other campers that we were infact not related
so, this is my supposed twin.
Also, I am sick with croup again and sound like a seal being massacred with a pinnate stick. It really is fun for the whole family.
Otherwise, not much has happened this week.
Had Leach, Tim, Shaun, Em and Cam over for a movie night... which somehow involved cross dressing again. And at said movie night, only one movie was actually watched. So basically, I fail at being hostess.
Off to another camp tomorrow for 3 days which should be a ok. But mother insists on dropping me off at the venue, which results in me not being able to hooliganise it up on the train with other leadership people. boo!
Holidays are nearly over and i have so very much homework to do. So I should probably go find a better means of procrastination.
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oh my crap it's 2007
Jan. 3rd, 2007 | 10:34 am
mood: amused
Happy New Years all round.
New Years Eve was pretty ace. Went to Cameron’s shindig.
twas a fairly eventful night.
- Got ditched by Shaun as last minute he went to Bakers instead.
- Went to the park with Leach, Cam, Tim and Emily to make the shittest sparkler bombs I have ever seen.
- 2 streakers passed us in the street and wished us a happy New Year.
- Cams mum walked in just as I whipped him on the ass with my belt. Hmmm, awkward.
- Some girl flashed us via webcam
- Tim wore my pajamas, cam wore my skinny jeans and shirt while I wore Tim’s shirt and cams pants. why? because we're cool.
- Count down to new yrs
- Emily went home. Boo!
- Stood in tha backyard waiting for the storm that never actually came.
- Had the hugest and heaviest deep and meaningful at 4am.
- Went to bed at 5:30am
- Went to work later that day. yessssss
Also, check out this dog i want to get. Only problem is i have no idea how to say his name. It's spelt Geogie. How the hell do you say that?! Although, if i do get him, i'll change his name to Largo because that is cooler... and mum wont accept my first name choice of Zoltan.
I have red hair now. "Cherry Burgundy" to be exact.
For some reason i agreed to help pull out the meter tall weeds that have invaded our side yard and my arms are now covered in a delightful rash.
And now to enjoy the sugary goodness supplied by the fairy floss machine Lys got me. As if that's not the best christmas gift ever.
New Years Eve was pretty ace. Went to Cameron’s shindig.
twas a fairly eventful night.
- Got ditched by Shaun as last minute he went to Bakers instead.
- Went to the park with Leach, Cam, Tim and Emily to make the shittest sparkler bombs I have ever seen.
- 2 streakers passed us in the street and wished us a happy New Year.
- Cams mum walked in just as I whipped him on the ass with my belt. Hmmm, awkward.
- Some girl flashed us via webcam
- Tim wore my pajamas, cam wore my skinny jeans and shirt while I wore Tim’s shirt and cams pants. why? because we're cool.
- Count down to new yrs
- Emily went home. Boo!
- Stood in tha backyard waiting for the storm that never actually came.
- Had the hugest and heaviest deep and meaningful at 4am.
- Went to bed at 5:30am
- Went to work later that day. yessssss
Also, check out this dog i want to get. Only problem is i have no idea how to say his name. It's spelt Geogie. How the hell do you say that?! Although, if i do get him, i'll change his name to Largo because that is cooler... and mum wont accept my first name choice of Zoltan.
I have red hair now. "Cherry Burgundy" to be exact.
For some reason i agreed to help pull out the meter tall weeds that have invaded our side yard and my arms are now covered in a delightful rash.
And now to enjoy the sugary goodness supplied by the fairy floss machine Lys got me. As if that's not the best christmas gift ever.
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fuck
Dec. 25th, 2006 | 11:06 pm
"emma"
"yeah what?"
"emma, come here"
"yeah, one sec"
"emma, there's been an accident"
he was just a rabbit right?
then why the fuck did i spend most of the day scream crying.
i feel stupid just for reacting like this.
there is just something not right about coming out to see something you love laying in a pool of its own blood. hearing him breath as his lungs filled with blood.
im so angry. yes, at dad. sure it was an accident. that doesnt stop it from being his fault.
i know he feels bad, that fact just makes me feel worse.
fucking vets dont work on christmas day.
"yeah what?"
"emma, come here"
"yeah, one sec"
"emma, there's been an accident"
he was just a rabbit right?
then why the fuck did i spend most of the day scream crying.
i feel stupid just for reacting like this.
there is just something not right about coming out to see something you love laying in a pool of its own blood. hearing him breath as his lungs filled with blood.
im so angry. yes, at dad. sure it was an accident. that doesnt stop it from being his fault.
i know he feels bad, that fact just makes me feel worse.
fucking vets dont work on christmas day.
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acceptance?
Nov. 6th, 2006 | 01:31 pm
mood: worried
ok, i think i have messed up pretty bad right now due to my need to tell people what is going on in my life when i probably shouldn’t... especially over the internet via beloved livejournal.
Dear boy in question who has been playing on my mind for quite some time,
i am now aware you have read my previous post mentioning your existence.
i thought i was doing a good thing by not mentioning names and what not even though it would make very little difference if i did as most of the people who occasionally read this poor excuse for a livejournal live in a different state and don’t actually know who you are.
though i am somewhat curious as to how the hell you came across this, i still feel i must apologise for and justify my actions.
Basically, i felt i was being screwed over, which is ridiculous but i was just a little nonplused about the whole "mind in a mess" situation and truth be told i didn’t really know how to interpret the whole thing.
i liked being around you and thought you felt the same about me. i thought signs were good but soon found this was a figment of my imagination or similar.
when i get cut i talk to people about what is on my mind. as i didn’t tell anyone i liked you, i didn’t have anyone to vent to, therefore i went to lj for love. lame? maybe. necessary. yeah you know it.
the point of this post is so i can publicly apologise to you for being needy and stupid.
im sorry, i hope you wont think less of me because of this.
have a good one
xo
Dear boy in question who has been playing on my mind for quite some time,
i am now aware you have read my previous post mentioning your existence.
i thought i was doing a good thing by not mentioning names and what not even though it would make very little difference if i did as most of the people who occasionally read this poor excuse for a livejournal live in a different state and don’t actually know who you are.
though i am somewhat curious as to how the hell you came across this, i still feel i must apologise for and justify my actions.
Basically, i felt i was being screwed over, which is ridiculous but i was just a little nonplused about the whole "mind in a mess" situation and truth be told i didn’t really know how to interpret the whole thing.
i liked being around you and thought you felt the same about me. i thought signs were good but soon found this was a figment of my imagination or similar.
when i get cut i talk to people about what is on my mind. as i didn’t tell anyone i liked you, i didn’t have anyone to vent to, therefore i went to lj for love. lame? maybe. necessary. yeah you know it.
the point of this post is so i can publicly apologise to you for being needy and stupid.
im sorry, i hope you wont think less of me because of this.
have a good one
xo
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MARVEL AT ME ENLARGED SPLEEN!!!
Nov. 2nd, 2006 | 10:20 am
mood: counting z's
for the past 5 days i have had tonsillitis. but 3 tests completed by evil nurses extracting samples of my life juice reveals i actually have glandular fever (which tonsillitis is a mere symptom of) this explains the fact that i cant be awake for more than 3 hours without getting crazy tired and bumping into things.
doctors diagnosis: "you will be feeling better in a week or 2, but you will continue to be tired for up to 10 weeks". umm... cool?
he also gave me a list of symptoms which included enlarged spleen and liver. as if that is not the funniest symptom ever. i feel it is something i can include in my next job resume or similar.
if you don’t want to get sick around me i suggest you reframe from doing the following:
1. coming in contact with my sweet sweet lips
2. letting me use your good silver and other cutlery
3. allowing me to hold you down and cough in your face.
due to my very own swelly fat neck dad finds joy in calling me the elephant man, and every time he walks past he says "I’m not an animal! I’m a human being!!!". which i will admit is pretty funny.
also, person of masculine gender who i was having a bitch fest in past post has been calling everyday to check up on me. as if that is not the cutest/nicest ever.
or it is some crazy mind game.
also, doctor has one bit of semi good news. that i cant do yearly exams for 4 weeks. this means i may not have to do them at all, but it is still being questioned, so i don’t really know.
but all is well because SICKNESS IS FOR THE WEAK!!!
doctors diagnosis: "you will be feeling better in a week or 2, but you will continue to be tired for up to 10 weeks". umm... cool?
he also gave me a list of symptoms which included enlarged spleen and liver. as if that is not the funniest symptom ever. i feel it is something i can include in my next job resume or similar.
if you don’t want to get sick around me i suggest you reframe from doing the following:
1. coming in contact with my sweet sweet lips
2. letting me use your good silver and other cutlery
3. allowing me to hold you down and cough in your face.
due to my very own swelly fat neck dad finds joy in calling me the elephant man, and every time he walks past he says "I’m not an animal! I’m a human being!!!". which i will admit is pretty funny.
also, person of masculine gender who i was having a bitch fest in past post has been calling everyday to check up on me. as if that is not the cutest/nicest ever.
or it is some crazy mind game.
also, doctor has one bit of semi good news. that i cant do yearly exams for 4 weeks. this means i may not have to do them at all, but it is still being questioned, so i don’t really know.
but all is well because SICKNESS IS FOR THE WEAK!!!
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am i not pretty enough?
Oct. 28th, 2006 | 05:47 am
mood: my thoughts of profanity
it has been quite the eventful week.
most of the craziness has been due to the ominous dvd that is apparently circulating around Werribee. and apparently i own a copy of said dvd because i attend werribee secondary.
Yesterday i was quite the excited, though for unfortunate reasons, i was on channel 10 news.
"i just cant believe some one could actually do something like that to someone else... its just disgusting". (my quote is like poetry, aaah)
then i got a message from n.s.w Jeanie saying she just saw me on the news. horrah!
but this whole dvd saga is pretty bad. and made even worse due to the response of the community. rocks thrown at students, kids wearing school uniform have been spat on whilst walking down main street, there has be many cases of verbal abuse not to mention death threats left on the school answering machine involving the bashing, stabbing AND shooting of wsc students.
cant you just feel the love radiating off this situation.
also, i am none to happy right now. boys, boys, boys. damn them all... minus 4.
so, this one person of the male gender who has called almost every night for the past two weeks, invited me out on numerous occasions, is always so very full of compliments, being all flirty mc flirt face inc physical contact calls me this morning saying he likes me, BUT his mind is in a mess and he doesn’t want to lead me on... though he does get extra points for remembering to include ye ol cliche "i really like our friendship and i dont want to loose it".
well, sorrrrry im not good enough for your affection.
to make matters worse, mum chimes in to say "he is very good looking, and funny, im sure he has heaps of girls hanging off him". this is supposed to be supportive, how?
but then again, he did break up with his girlfriend about 6 weeks ago. so really, i get the honor of being his rebound girl
oh, what a privilege.
in other news. i have finished school for the year. oh how i love holidays. 3.5 months of holidays to be exact.
i will make a conscious effort to give my lj more love.
xo rebound girl
most of the craziness has been due to the ominous dvd that is apparently circulating around Werribee. and apparently i own a copy of said dvd because i attend werribee secondary.
Yesterday i was quite the excited, though for unfortunate reasons, i was on channel 10 news.
"i just cant believe some one could actually do something like that to someone else... its just disgusting". (my quote is like poetry, aaah)
then i got a message from n.s.w Jeanie saying she just saw me on the news. horrah!
but this whole dvd saga is pretty bad. and made even worse due to the response of the community. rocks thrown at students, kids wearing school uniform have been spat on whilst walking down main street, there has be many cases of verbal abuse not to mention death threats left on the school answering machine involving the bashing, stabbing AND shooting of wsc students.
cant you just feel the love radiating off this situation.
also, i am none to happy right now. boys, boys, boys. damn them all... minus 4.
so, this one person of the male gender who has called almost every night for the past two weeks, invited me out on numerous occasions, is always so very full of compliments, being all flirty mc flirt face inc physical contact calls me this morning saying he likes me, BUT his mind is in a mess and he doesn’t want to lead me on... though he does get extra points for remembering to include ye ol cliche "i really like our friendship and i dont want to loose it".
well, sorrrrry im not good enough for your affection.
to make matters worse, mum chimes in to say "he is very good looking, and funny, im sure he has heaps of girls hanging off him". this is supposed to be supportive, how?
but then again, he did break up with his girlfriend about 6 weeks ago. so really, i get the honor of being his rebound girl
oh, what a privilege.
in other news. i have finished school for the year. oh how i love holidays. 3.5 months of holidays to be exact.
i will make a conscious effort to give my lj more love.
xo rebound girl
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you have not heard the last of team awesome
Sep. 3rd, 2006 | 02:13 pm
mood: hopeful
and im back in the game.
i cant believe how long it has been since i last updated. forgive me!
now its down to business and to reveal my alternate motive behind posting.
future ambition; Team Awesome comic.
problem; the first comic must reveal how each character became so awesome.
it sounds so simple yet so very hard to come up with something that has not already been done.
cliches are very bad at a time like this.
i have asked around and was given the following suggestions
- government experiments
- something extra terrestrial
- something falling from the sky and exploding on the group
- radioactive bear attack
- super man dying, being cremated, ashes being thrown in the ocean, squid eating the ashes, team awesome then eating the squid. voila, AWESOME!
hmm, ive thought of nothing and im all out of ideas.
please give suggestions of elaborate on said suggestions
twould be much appreciated.
i will give special mention to all helpers in the first addition... and possibly send you a copy if i get them properly done and dont lose interest in the idea anytime soon.
JUST HELP DAMN IT!
i cant believe how long it has been since i last updated. forgive me!
now its down to business and to reveal my alternate motive behind posting.
future ambition; Team Awesome comic.
problem; the first comic must reveal how each character became so awesome.
it sounds so simple yet so very hard to come up with something that has not already been done.
cliches are very bad at a time like this.
i have asked around and was given the following suggestions
- government experiments
- something extra terrestrial
- something falling from the sky and exploding on the group
- radioactive bear attack
- super man dying, being cremated, ashes being thrown in the ocean, squid eating the ashes, team awesome then eating the squid. voila, AWESOME!
hmm, ive thought of nothing and im all out of ideas.
please give suggestions of elaborate on said suggestions
twould be much appreciated.
i will give special mention to all helpers in the first addition... and possibly send you a copy if i get them properly done and dont lose interest in the idea anytime soon.
JUST HELP DAMN IT!
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13 days, 19 hrs and 25 episodes of scrubs
Jun. 4th, 2006 | 03:33 pm
oh man, so much to post about and so very little time.
my computer has crashed so i have gone without my daily intake of cyber space for about 2 weeks!
*rocks back and forth* so very very cold.
in the past 13 days and 19 or so:
i have officially become addicted to scrubs
shaun and i were awarded plastic medals as we are the 06 age champion for school athletics, yessssssss... possible because only 2-3 other people competed... but shhhh, dont dampen our greatness.
exams. maths exam we were allowed to take our texts books in. this school sure is tough 0_o
saw x-men with emily and shaun, *insert movie review here to humour emily*. i still find joy in how poorly the "dick head" insult was worked in. i also bought a blue ice-ee at the movies which was worse than drinking medicine flavoured liquid tar.
i dyed my hair black, yet very little changed so i look exactly the same as before. stupid budget hair dye, but i did manage to stain 2 apricot towels purple! hazzah!
laurchee discovered my myspace, nooooooooooooooo johnny!!!!
2 stink bombs have been let off at work.
mum is still trying to hook me up with tony from the itallian restaurant
saw bench warmers with em and rishta, never see it! it is shit and crap and very very bad. unfortunatly no blue ice-ee on that movie trip.
hot shots 2 was on last night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! heck yes!
and this post must be cut short as i have to go home.
just pretend i finished it.
my computer has crashed so i have gone without my daily intake of cyber space for about 2 weeks!
*rocks back and forth* so very very cold.
in the past 13 days and 19 or so:
i have officially become addicted to scrubs
shaun and i were awarded plastic medals as we are the 06 age champion for school athletics, yessssssss... possible because only 2-3 other people competed... but shhhh, dont dampen our greatness.
exams. maths exam we were allowed to take our texts books in. this school sure is tough 0_o
saw x-men with emily and shaun, *insert movie review here to humour emily*. i still find joy in how poorly the "dick head" insult was worked in. i also bought a blue ice-ee at the movies which was worse than drinking medicine flavoured liquid tar.
i dyed my hair black, yet very little changed so i look exactly the same as before. stupid budget hair dye, but i did manage to stain 2 apricot towels purple! hazzah!
laurchee discovered my myspace, nooooooooooooooo johnny!!!!
2 stink bombs have been let off at work.
mum is still trying to hook me up with tony from the itallian restaurant
saw bench warmers with em and rishta, never see it! it is shit and crap and very very bad. unfortunatly no blue ice-ee on that movie trip.
hot shots 2 was on last night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! heck yes!
and this post must be cut short as i have to go home.
just pretend i finished it.
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i am so old and mature now... apparently
Apr. 25th, 2006 | 11:06 am
Gah! The deb ball was on Friday! AWESOME!
Mother decided, because she holds all power, that I could not attend the after partay, but with a whole week or pleading and desperate attempts at deviant mind games she caved! Hazzah!
I shall start from the beginning. Friday morning hair appointment (yes I took in a picture of emma watson at the yule ball, and they did a rather good job of it), then make-up done at some place next door to the hair place, drink lunch in milkshake form as mum was convinced I would wreck my make up, returned home to get changed, jono’s arrival and he looked rather spunky indeed, yay deb presents! he gave me a silver bracelet with heart locket and I got him a rusty wallet with engraved money clip. our stretch limo arrived and mum went snap happy for quite some time before an early death, went to deb place and practiced pretty curtseys and dances for like 2 hrs, more and more photos, people arrived, did our 3 partner dances, and I “made my debut” with 26 or so other girls in white frocks.
The dinner was pretty good except the potato bake, which tasted oddly like newspaper and clag. A lot of dancing with a band/singing duo that was pretty a-ok. mosh pit at a deb? yeah you know it… even if it was horribly lame and consisting of like 20 ppl. My dancing skills have definantly not improved as I pretty much just stood on the dance floor doing lame hand movements… damn dancing queen rishta making me look even worse.
Everyone looked awesome and we got free wine glasses with gold writing… for free!
The whole thing finished at around 12 so I went home with jono to get changed for the after party. There i met up with shaunington, megan and shaun’s rent-a-crowd friend for the night- keith (who the hell was he! I knew him as the guy with nice hair who hated pez… shame on him). Party was alright, the highlight being a rather awesome drink shaun and I created made from beer, fanta, coke and midori… which was strangely delicious! And I recommend it highly. Then after being too lazy to get up to fetch softdrinks the midori was drunk straight… which was also delicious. Then I left at about 2:30.
Saturday I played netball at 8:30… AM, and died a horrible, horrible death.
Saturday night I went out to tea with mother, dad, 3 aunties and 2 uncles. It seemed that my auntie’s goal was to get me very, very drunk before the night ended. Also at this dinner I had a very strange conversation with father dear about teen pregnancies… went a little something like this… “whatever you do with your life don’t get pregnant when you’re too young, now im not saying don’t sleep with people! by all means, sleep with whoever you want! Just don’t get pregnant”… dead serious. Ummm, thanks for the heads up?
I would also like to kick the evil snake woman. aka school production choreographer, in the head as she is the rudest person I have ever met.
Horrah, day off school today! Although my whole day will be taken up by writing a 3-5 minute monologue I have to present tomorrow in english… IM SCREWED!
Mother decided, because she holds all power, that I could not attend the after partay, but with a whole week or pleading and desperate attempts at deviant mind games she caved! Hazzah!
I shall start from the beginning. Friday morning hair appointment (yes I took in a picture of emma watson at the yule ball, and they did a rather good job of it), then make-up done at some place next door to the hair place, drink lunch in milkshake form as mum was convinced I would wreck my make up, returned home to get changed, jono’s arrival and he looked rather spunky indeed, yay deb presents! he gave me a silver bracelet with heart locket and I got him a rusty wallet with engraved money clip. our stretch limo arrived and mum went snap happy for quite some time before an early death, went to deb place and practiced pretty curtseys and dances for like 2 hrs, more and more photos, people arrived, did our 3 partner dances, and I “made my debut” with 26 or so other girls in white frocks.
The dinner was pretty good except the potato bake, which tasted oddly like newspaper and clag. A lot of dancing with a band/singing duo that was pretty a-ok. mosh pit at a deb? yeah you know it… even if it was horribly lame and consisting of like 20 ppl. My dancing skills have definantly not improved as I pretty much just stood on the dance floor doing lame hand movements… damn dancing queen rishta making me look even worse.
Everyone looked awesome and we got free wine glasses with gold writing… for free!
The whole thing finished at around 12 so I went home with jono to get changed for the after party. There i met up with shaunington, megan and shaun’s rent-a-crowd friend for the night- keith (who the hell was he! I knew him as the guy with nice hair who hated pez… shame on him). Party was alright, the highlight being a rather awesome drink shaun and I created made from beer, fanta, coke and midori… which was strangely delicious! And I recommend it highly. Then after being too lazy to get up to fetch softdrinks the midori was drunk straight… which was also delicious. Then I left at about 2:30.
Saturday I played netball at 8:30… AM, and died a horrible, horrible death.
Saturday night I went out to tea with mother, dad, 3 aunties and 2 uncles. It seemed that my auntie’s goal was to get me very, very drunk before the night ended. Also at this dinner I had a very strange conversation with father dear about teen pregnancies… went a little something like this… “whatever you do with your life don’t get pregnant when you’re too young, now im not saying don’t sleep with people! by all means, sleep with whoever you want! Just don’t get pregnant”… dead serious. Ummm, thanks for the heads up?
I would also like to kick the evil snake woman. aka school production choreographer, in the head as she is the rudest person I have ever met.
Horrah, day off school today! Although my whole day will be taken up by writing a 3-5 minute monologue I have to present tomorrow in english… IM SCREWED!
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LAPIN! LAPIN!
Apr. 17th, 2006 | 04:37 pm
mood: explosive
this week has been pretty darn good. so good infact that it deserves a livejournal update dedicated to it.
bin covered most things...
except my impulse purchase made in the city on our way to the train station.
CHECK IT OUT!
lapin le Guybrush!!!
also, i bought the coolest shirt known to man! on the front it has napoleon's beautiful face saying "i have no skills" and on the back "girls only want boyfriends who have great skills"
you are all jealous! i can see it in your eyes.
yeah, bin (know aka: bobbin) covered all regarding sleeping at emily's... EXCEPT... a killer round of pickup sticks where belinda was the undefeated champion as she came into possession of the master stick!
also i want to point out that while bin was in Melbourne she used public transport on the following forms: plane x2, train x5, tram, ferry AND a car.
i know remember why i love easter so very very much. i dont think my room has ever contained so much candy at a one time. my dad had a field day hiding many... many eggs around the backyard for lys, lloyd, bin and i to find. for 4 teenagers with ultimate candy spotting skills... we sucked pretty bad.
Guybrush has been living inside but know spends most of his time trying to escape his cardboard confinement. he has also discovered he can infact run away from me, which is bad. WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME!?!?!?
i have also found how hard it is to speak ordinary, everyday sentences like a pirate. any tips?
back to school tomorrow... and class speeches coming up soon! nooooooooooooo! that is my ultimate nightmare! i will pay any of you to do it for me! you know you want to.
off to the airport to get the female sibling of mine out of the state because she is a dangerous fugitive. shhhh, dont tell the feds!
bin covered most things...
except my impulse purchase made in the city on our way to the train station.
CHECK IT OUT!
lapin le Guybrush!!!
also, i bought the coolest shirt known to man! on the front it has napoleon's beautiful face saying "i have no skills" and on the back "girls only want boyfriends who have great skills"
you are all jealous! i can see it in your eyes.
yeah, bin (know aka: bobbin) covered all regarding sleeping at emily's... EXCEPT... a killer round of pickup sticks where belinda was the undefeated champion as she came into possession of the master stick!
also i want to point out that while bin was in Melbourne she used public transport on the following forms: plane x2, train x5, tram, ferry AND a car.
i know remember why i love easter so very very much. i dont think my room has ever contained so much candy at a one time. my dad had a field day hiding many... many eggs around the backyard for lys, lloyd, bin and i to find. for 4 teenagers with ultimate candy spotting skills... we sucked pretty bad.
Guybrush has been living inside but know spends most of his time trying to escape his cardboard confinement. he has also discovered he can infact run away from me, which is bad. WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME!?!?!?
i have also found how hard it is to speak ordinary, everyday sentences like a pirate. any tips?
back to school tomorrow... and class speeches coming up soon! nooooooooooooo! that is my ultimate nightmare! i will pay any of you to do it for me! you know you want to.
off to the airport to get the female sibling of mine out of the state because she is a dangerous fugitive. shhhh, dont tell the feds!