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i stalked them good

Oct. 15th, 2007 | 05:46 pm
mood: apatheticbeing very still

should i be worried that i had fun spending the last 2 hours myspace stalking people i went to primary school with. even if i havent had anything to do with them for the past 6 years and probably never will again.
admit you've done it... at least once...

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my rabbit has nipples!

Sep. 28th, 2007 | 11:32 am
mood: impressedimpressed

remember dear, sweet, little Netti?
check her out now, she's a freakin beast! 

also, she has nipples. i dont know why this suprises me. i kind of... may have thought it was some kind of bug and gently tried to pull it off. yeah it didnt go down too well.

but she is massive!... and takes up my whole lap when she sits on me.

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the wide world is waiting to eat us up

Sep. 25th, 2007 | 09:03 pm
mood: tiredtired

just applied for uni. eugh! i dont even want to think about finishing year 12 let alone make decisions about the rest of my life. 
who would have thought you have to pay to apply for NSW unis, then again for Vic unis. ripped off!

on school hols now. SWAT VAC! yes! study holidays. i think there's about 12 days of school left for next term, then that's it. so shit. i like the sheltered school life.

i still dont know what to dress up as for muck up day. i wanted to go as a giant can of spam, but i dont think i'll have time to make it, with all the hard core procrastination i'll be busy doing. was thinking maybe a milk maiden or similar to go in theme with emily.

evermore in playing in the wez tonight! and im a total of 4 days too young to go! damn it! it's so close to where i live... sorta. at least now i dont have to go to dirty V to watch.

had my birthday partay on sat night. so much fun. and everyone dressed up which was somewhat suprising. i love that everyone fell in love with jaeson (cool older kid from coles attending emma's party... sound familiar?) hahaha. nah, was good though.

it seems the Burnham's are definantly moving back to NSW in january. Pretty sure mum's chosen a house... possibly out near nelsons bay...? not sure. 

im learning to play the harmonica. Em gave it to me for my birthday. i clean him every day. i finished the instruction book, but sadly i still suck. one day i will rock your world with my jammin' beats.
my instruction manual not only advises me not to use cd's as coasters, it also said i should name my harmonica.
any ideas?

why is it that i can never post while using firefox?

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Soap Etiquette

Sep. 11th, 2007 | 04:21 pm
mood: curiouscurious

It’s been a fair amount of time since my last post; but I don’t come here bearing news.

Ok, so I’ve been thinking about this for ages. Why? I’m not quite sure. But in my quest to understand the world, I pose you with a question:

When you go to someone’s house and have a shower, you find you have forgotten to bring your own cake of soap. So... what do you do? Is it acceptable to use the soap that is within reaching distance?... the soap that has been used by multiple others while they are naked. or is it correct procedure to go without?

You are faced with two options:
-Use the soap... or
- Avoid theoretically coating yourself with the nakedness of others and go without; hoping the warm water will wash away impurities

What would you do?

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an unpleasant state of psychological tension due to intense arousal.

Mar. 27th, 2007 | 09:51 am
mood: worriedworried

agh! must hand in notes to get needles for cervical cancer!!! 

some year 7 girls asked fisk and i what "toss" ment when we were at camp.
hmmm. how do we go about this in a g rated way.
fisk: "you've dont sex ed right?"
yr 7: "no"
fisk: "that makes it hard. well... when a mummy and a daddy love each other very much.... ummm... em?"
me: "but the mummy goes away on holiday and the daddy gets lonely"
yr 7 chick: "oh! i get it! its when your parents want to separate"
ummm, really no.

then on the way home from camp we laughed pretty hard at a shop called "hard on tools" and the yr 7s asked us to explain why it was so funny.
i let fisk take that one.

last night at 9:30 i found out that i have a maths test on today, but due to the fact that i was busy cramming for a psych test i did no study.
this morning i hunted down the math teacher and said i was "dasadvantaged" as i was away at camp and new nothing of the test.
heck yes i have a 2 day extention!!!
but im still freaking out about the psych test next period.
if anyone wants to know the psychology definition of "stress" or any brain research methods, you know where to come.

nsw in 11 days!

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camp, musicals and small rodents.

Mar. 24th, 2007 | 07:52 pm
mood: satisfiedsmitten

oh man.
got back from src camp yesterday.
it was so good.
we were split into groups and 2 members of the leadership team captained each group and chose a team colour.
i chose the colour TARTAN!!! even though it is not a real colour, it was somehow accepted.
we had an 80's night, a huge deep and meaningful night which turned out to be quite heavy and a whole heap of games.
went in a cabin with 11 gorgeous girls who now know about a certain someone. bahahaha!

so much else has been happening lately.

i called her netti
she is asleep on my lap right now.

i got into the school musical which i am rather excited about. i am Shirl!
the cast this yr are all so awesome and fun.
only problem is, i have a solo song.
and i do not and can not sing.
also in the script i am obsessed with shaun.
this happens way too often.

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mother + camera + alcomohol = slow and painful death

Feb. 19th, 2007 | 03:46 pm
mood: boredbored

oh my, it was quite a happening weekend.
-friday i got up at 5am in preperation for a flight with dad to Qld.
-met up with mum at the Qld airport
-had a family luncheon... horrah.
-had a fairly bizaar dream involving Gerard Way
-terrorised my cousins dog.
-instead of going to Brae's party i went to my uncles 50th and was 1 of 4 people under the age of 40.
-got an eye twitch from mothers drunken, snap happy camera obsession. god it was annoying. if any of you have experienced the wrath of chris behind a camera, times it by 5 for each drink she consumes.
-had a huge debate with drunken mother. she stated that she makes the worlds best pavlova, so naturally, i disagreed.
-went shopping
-went back to my cousins for vodka and waffles, but i ended up falling asleep on his couch.
-arrived back home at about 11:30 last night
-did no homework

i have heard so very much gossip from Brae's party. man i wish i went.

i'm still suprised by the huge amount of people commenting on the fact that i am indeed wearing pants today. "hey, you're wearing pants"... yes, yes i am. it's pretty exciting.

there was also a scarily huge amount of physical contact between shaun and i today due to a theatre studies play we must practice. agh!

also, today at work some woman came through my checkout wearing a shirt saying "i had a nightmare i was blonde"... and she was blonde. BAHAHAHA what a fool.

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will you be my valentine?

Feb. 14th, 2007 | 10:41 pm
mood: cheerfulsmitten

God I love Valentines Day.
A hallmark holiday? a chance for all florists to triple their prices? An abundance of lame red and pink hearts and balloons in every store?
Yes it is lame, and sad that we apparently need a day just to tell someone how we feel. But doesn’t that only heighten the excitement and anticipation of the day itself?

I have always liked the idea of Valentines Day. And today is a particularly eventful 14th of Feb. when I came home from school there was a rose on my doorstep all pretty and wrapped up.
 "Dear Emma. Happy Valentines Day. Guess who".
What the hell?! As if that isn’t the nicest thing someone has ever done. I’ve never actually gotten a proper valentine before so I am so very chuffed right now.
Now to find out who actually sent it.

I do agree that Valentines Day has gotten uncomfortably commercial, and I still believe you should make someone something for Valentines Day instead of buying stuff. But you can’t say you don’t enjoy it, even just a little.

I send my valentines love to Shaun, Tim, Emily, Angus and Dan. I absolutely love you guys and i hope you've had the most awesome day.

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reading at work is quite the crime

Feb. 7th, 2007 | 02:15 pm
mood: annoyedannoyed

hoyl carp!
yesterday at coles my supervisor threatened to fire me! wtf?! 
when it was real quiet and i was bored. i conveniently had a magazine in my possesion and was very discreatly reading about the worlds oldest mother (who is 69 btw, which is a fair effort). then some customers came so i stopped reading and served them. later on, my boss came over to me...
"i should fire you right here and now"
"i sacked someone a few weeks ago for the same thing and i can do it again now"
"for what?"
"youre reading on the job, dont think im goign to go easy on you blah blah blah, bitch bitch bitch"
and then she finished off her rant with a " dont let me EVER catch you doing this again!" and she stormed off.
after 2 and a half years working with the one company without screwing them over they still have no problems with disposing of me. awesome!

as if thats not the most psycho thing ever.
i swear all supervisors have serious anger issues.

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Oooh, back to school.

Feb. 1st, 2007 | 02:25 pm
mood: amusedamused

Second day back and still sane.

Fist day was a little crap as im not yet used to the 6:30 wake up.
Only yr 7s and 12s at school was pretty ace. They were pretty scared of us though, and would edge away when we started talking to them.
i got a lunchtime detention first day because I wore all black converses and apparently the school deems them as unacceptable. boo! They are trying to be all private school like. i swear they weren’t this strict at Grammar.
The only thing i really learnt from the whole day is that no one can beat Shaun in a bread eating comp... NO ONE!

Second day... aka right now... consisted of 3 periods. oh man i love yr 12 free periods.
Had double english first up, but it wasn’t real fun writing a book review when i haven’t actually read the book. (it's 'the quiet american' btw, which sucks).  so i re-wrote the blurb from the back cover and handed it in. not the best way to get on the good side of a new teacher, but i was scraping for ideas.
Also, Tristan bought me pez from bail. As if that's not awesome.

in other news, i did go on another camp last weekend with the rest of the leadership team. twas the "Australian Youth Development Program". its slightly more ace than it sounds. we had a "swinging 60's" themed dinner and dance and everyone dressed up and we were assigned a "date" for the evening. i had to bunk with some random girl which proved to be quite awkward. she went to bed so early both nights and when i came in i couldn’t help but to wake her up by tripping over all her stuff... and dirty undies she kept leaving around the place.
there was one night that would apparently "change your life forever". we were able to come up the front and talk to the group of 100 students about what we want to get out of life and how we want to change. for some reason i participated in public speaking. i was so freakin nervous.
so it was pretty fun... and we got free shirts.

1 more day til the weekend!

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